THE VOTES HAVE BEEN COUNTED!

"DKerstan" (dkerstan) 05/09/2016 at 20:22 • Filed to: Oppo '16

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Thank you TFritch!

In what is likely the most corrupt election since the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , I am pleased to say the 2016 Oppositelock Presidential Election is now at a close.

Now for the results!

7) Sir_Stig: “On Jelopnic, No One KnowsYou’re a FWD.”: 0 Votes

6) The Honda Bro: 87 Votes

5) Van Man, Rocks the Man Van: 95 Votes

4) Dr Zoidberg: 110 Votes

3) Bman76 (no it doesn’t need a WS6hood): 249 Votes

2) TheHondaBro/SaveTheIntegra’s: 817 Votes

1) Benjamin Rolland: 1,438 Votes

Congrats to President Benjamin Rolland on your landslide victory!

TheHondaBro > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:25

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not for canada - australian in disguise > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:26

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where the fuck am i you fucking slander

DKerstan > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 20:26

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He out rigged your rigging.

scoob > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:27

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*Crickets*

Speaking of results posts, this is perfect timing. Well, soon.

TheHondaBro > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:28

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But I have a better rig.

DKerstan > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 20:29

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You only got one vote in the primary...

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 20:29

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*inhale*

NO ONE CARES!!

not for canada - australian in disguise > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:29

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yeah i know where the fuck am i i won

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 20:29

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i care

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 20:30

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And I’ll put your one vote on the fridge.

not for canada - australian in disguise > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 20:31

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SLANCEDETR

TheHondaBro > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:32

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I would just like to point out that I had received an endorsement from the God Almighty himself.

vondon302 > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:32

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I demand a recount! Hanging clicks.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:33

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Ben you just submitted votes for yourself over and over didn’t you.

I have never been more disappointed in an internet person.

HEIL CANADA

scoob > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 20:34

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I’ll vote For Canada for Canada if For Canada votes for Scibby for not-Canada.

Chariotoflove > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:35

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Heh heh. HondaBro split his own vote.

His Stigness > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:36

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RECOUNT!

His Stigness > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 20:37

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No wonder you didn’t win.

DKerstan > His Stigness 05/09/2016 at 20:38

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The all powerful google counted these votes. Google does not make mistakes!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:38

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Bullshit! Rolland had help with his fraud

RallyWrench > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:41

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I guess BJR and to a lesser extend the THB/STI machine didn’t have anything better to do today, or enlisted help from those internets? It took me the electorate awhile to get all those votes in for Bman76 during my lunchbreak their busy day, and I’m they’re only one man a small number of truly well-informed voters. It’s a conspiracy, man!

Also, I judge by his omission from the final tally that most denizens of this highly particular corner of the internet are not, in fact, For Canada? You can expect a very polite profanity laden letter brick through your window from the great white North, along with a bottle of maple syrup some Terence and Philip DVDs to thank you for the opportunity to run, buddy.

TheHondaBro > Chariotoflove 05/09/2016 at 20:41

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Lel

Frank Grimes > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:42

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A cadillac is my president?

His Stigness > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:43

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Can Google explain how there were so many votes though when so few read the posts?

How did the HondaBro’s lose so badly?

RallyWrench > not for canada - australian in disguise 05/09/2016 at 20:44

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Is this like Slander + Stance? Would two wrongs make a right, or would it just be extra shitty?

RallyWrench > Frank Grimes 05/09/2016 at 20:46

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No no, a used Cadillac salesman from New Jersey is.

His Stigness > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:46

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.

Frank Grimes > RallyWrench 05/09/2016 at 20:47

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still better than most.

DKerstan > His Stigness 05/09/2016 at 20:48

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In classic Jersey style BJR committed political shenanigans.

RallyWrench > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:51

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Also, missed opportunity

DKerstan > RallyWrench 05/09/2016 at 20:52

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I’m stealing this.

His Stigness > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:53

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Those damn foreigners!

His Stigness > TheHondaBro 05/09/2016 at 20:54

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eh

Frenchlicker > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 20:56

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What does one get for Oppo presidency and Vice Presidency before I put forth the effort to complain.

DKerstan > Frenchlicker 05/09/2016 at 21:00

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The thanks and gratitude of the people.

RallyWrench > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 21:01

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I made it for that purpose.

JRapp: now as good as new again > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 21:03

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I call voter suppression! I must complain that I was prevented from voting by a wall.. (of fire).. I really wanted to be Canadian.

Frenchlicker > DKerstan 05/09/2016 at 21:11

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Damn it, I wanted to complain about something.

Your boy, BJR > RallyWrench 05/09/2016 at 21:45

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Hey, I voted for Bman76 too.

RallyWrench > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 23:26

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Well done, then. Most candidates do respectfully and ceremonially vote for a rival, so there's that. But what about the other 1400 times you voted?

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Your boy, BJR 05/09/2016 at 23:57

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Thanks!

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > RallyWrench 05/09/2016 at 23:59

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Thanks for the vote(s)! I had fun, even if I lost.

Your boy, BJR > RallyWrench 05/10/2016 at 09:34

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I don't know what you're talking about.